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JAKU26.SPACE

A quiet experimental lab café in a hidden room.

Not a normal café. No fixed hours. Just a room that sometimes wakes up.

System Overview

01. What exactly is this?

JAKU26 is a prototype lab café — a quiet experimental space for small sessions and unusual ideas.

It lives in a single room: raw floor, pallets, cables, and soft light.

It is:

  • >>a place for small, invite-only sessions
  • >>a backdrop for late-night builds, slow conversations, and listening nights
  • >>a brand and world that might one day become a full café and merch universe

It is not:

  • >>a regular, walk-in café with a full menu
  • >>open every day
  • >>taking table bookings or paid reservations yet
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System Capabilities

Space Functions

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[01]

Meeting Space

A neutral ground for private discussions, strategy, and alignment. Off-grid. Away from the noise.

[02]

Decompression Zone

A space to chill. Low light, raw aesthetics, and silence for resetting the mind between cycles.

[03]

Discovery Lab

A forum to talk about experiments and new findings. Prototype ideas without judgment.

[04]

Vibe Coding

Late night build sessions. Lo-fi audio, dark mode screens, and collective flow state.

[05]

Event Module

Adaptable layout for small gatherings, niche workshops, and rare product launches.

02. How the space works

System Status: Intermittent
JAKU26 doesn’t keep normal café hours.

The room only “activates” for rare sessions:

micro hangs (2–4 people)
late-night build rooms with laptops and notebooks
quiet listening or watch nights
small, strange experiments we want to test

When the room is inactive, it’s just a calm, functional workspace. When it’s active, a tiny group gathers, the lights dim a little, and the lab café comes to life for a few hours.

>> Access is by invitation only.

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03. Why join the waitlist?

The Early Access list is for people who feel drawn to this kind of space — the ones who like dim rooms, slow conversations, and experimental formats.

Transmission Contents:

  • [01]receive rare session invites when we open the room
  • [02]get early news if we try new formats or collaborations
  • [03]be the first to know if we drop limited JAKU26 merch in the future

Filter Settings (Blocked):

  • [X]weekly marketing newsletters
  • [X]random promotions
  • [X]pressure to buy anything

We only send a signal when something real is happening.

Input Terminal Ready

Ready to leave a trace?

If JAKU26 sounds like your kind of room, join the list. We’ll only email you when the lab actually activates.

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INFO_BANKFAQ & Transparency

Transparency & Disclaimer

JAKU26 is an experimental project. The space and sessions are in active development.

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  • JAKU26 is not operating as a full public café.
  • We do not charge fees for the waitlist.
  • We do not promise or guarantee that everyone on the list will be invited to a session.
  • Any future paid events or products will be clearly described with prices and terms before you decide whether to take part.

If anyone ever contacts you claiming to be JAKU26 and asks you for money via private messages, unverified links, or personal accounts, please treat it as suspicious and verify through this website.

// We want JAKU26 to feel special, not sketchy — so we take honesty, clarity, and your trust seriously.

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